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The
"Old Smithy" A sketch by Bill Smaje
I have overcome my willpower and taken
up smoking again |
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Speke Guestbook
Death is natures way of telling you
to slow down
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Speke
Helpline
Wrinkles merely indicate where
smiles have been |
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Speke
News. Do you have any?
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped |
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Coronation
celebrations Speke parties and floats He'll
regret it to his dying day if ever he lives that long.
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Speke
Mini Bus Agency
Don't worry about senility when it
hits you, you wont know it |
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Speke
Comprehensive 1958:
By Ken Savage The doctors ex-rayed
my head and found nothing |
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Speke,
Health Centers
By the time a person gets to greeener
pastures he can't climb the fence |
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The
Graves of AllSaints Churchyard
Politicians are like nappies....thay
should be changed regularly and for the same reasons. |
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Speke Ex Pats:
where friends meet
If voting changed anything they would make it illegal
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Speke
aerial views
Gossip; Hearing something you like
about someone you don't
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Western
Avenue Kiosk
Once during Prohibition I was forced
to live for days on food and water. |
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Speke
Quiz,
A verbal contract aint worth the paper
it's written on |
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Your
old school friends
When the guy who made the first drawing
board got it wrong what did he go back to? |
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Speke
Today
Anyone who visits a psychiatrist ought
to have his head examined |