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Ken
Dodd
Every man dies; not
every man really lives |
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Speke
Gallery
Eagles may soar, but
weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
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Forums
Failure is opportunity
in disguise |
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Queen
visits Liverpool
The quickest way to
destroy an enemy is to make him a friend |
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Skiffle
Gallery
Eat one live toad
the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day. |
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Don't
forget to join our Forum
Fairy Tale: A horror
story to prepare children for the newspapers. |
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Albert
Dock
The old pipe gives
the sweetest smoke |
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Mariners
Gallery
Every ten seconds,
somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth
to a child. She must be found and stopped |
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Hotels
of Liverpool
A scholars ink lasts
longer than a martyrs blood |
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Liverpool
City Map
Medicine can only
cure curable diseases, and then not always. |
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Pirates
Gallery
Eat your spinach and
you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also
end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. |
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Houses
Bought
Fool me once, shame
on you; fool me twice, shame on me |
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Knotty
Ash
A turkey never voted
for an early Christmas. |
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Hale
Village Galleries
Forgiveness is unlocking
the door to set someone free and realising you were the
prisoner! |
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Join
the Liverpool Group for Ex - Pats
One may walk over
the highest mountain one step at a time. |
