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Liverpool
Cinemas
If you bow at all, bow low. |
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Tate
Gallery
The only time a woman has a true
orgasm, is when she's shopping |
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Radio
Merseyside
Kenny Johnson: Do you have trouble
making up your mind ... well yes and no |
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Liverpool
Shopping
Going beyond is as bad as falling
short. |
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Liverpool Cathedral
In Hollywood, marriage is a success
if it outlasts milk. |
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Students
guide to the City of Liverpool
Judge not the horse by his saddle. |
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Liverpool
Townhall
If heaven drops a date, open your
mouth. |
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Liverpool
before 1900
If you don't drink, smoke, or drive
a car, you are a tax evader |
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My
Liverpool
Settling a dispute through the
law is like losing a cow for the sake of a cat. |
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New
Fridges for old, Powergen
If you lie down with dogs you'll
rise with fleas. |
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Dolls
Houses
"How about coming back to
my place?" "Will two people fit under your
rock?" |
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City
Views
Man who waits for roast duck to
fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. |
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Home
Heating Grants
What butter and whiskey will not
cure there's no cure for. |
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The
Liverpool Forum
- this is where it all happens. |
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Liverpool
City - Free
Pictures
One generation plants the trees;
another gets the shade. |